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It’s never too early for sweaters!

It’s never too early for sweaters!

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lcieheroine:

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I will do my best to carry you when you need a lift

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Comfort you when you’re sad

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We all feel down now and then

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But I’m here if you need me

This guy couldn’t take a hint. But I couldn’t help but play along.

jibranalvi (2:46:59 PM): hey bite me but slowly
Me (2:47:36 PM): Rawr -bites slowly- like that?
jibranalvi (2:48:12 PM): yeah it gives me pleasure
Me (2:48:20 PM): cool
Me (2:48:51 PM): -slowly takes a chunk out- Like that?
jibranalvi (2:49:07 PM): yeah i like it soo much
jibranalvi (2:49:24 PM): hey lick there with your tongue where u bite it
Me (2:49:42 PM): -digs my tongue into your wound- Like that?
jibranalvi (2:49:52 PM): aaahhhh
jibranalvi (2:49:54 PM): mmmm
Me (2:49:59 PM): -rips arm off-
Me (2:50:02 PM): -but slowly-
jibranalvi (2:50:16 PM): yeah you are to good at it
Me (2:50:44 PM): -licks your eye-
Me (2:50:47 PM): -slowly-
jibranalvi (2:51:22 PM): your tongue is so warm and good
Me (2:51:23 PM): -slips my tongue into your eye socket-
jibranalvi (2:51:41 PM): by your licking y dick got erect
Me (2:51:57 PM): -takes out your eye-
jibranalvi (2:52:28 PM): hey can i lick you?
Me (2:52:39 PM): No. I lick you only.
Me (2:52:48 PM): -takes out other eye-
jibranalvi (2:52:54 PM): okay
jibranalvi (2:53:04 PM): hey also lick my dick
jibranalvi (2:53:13 PM): it also gives me pleasure
Me (2:53:14 PM): Not done up here.
jibranalvi (2:53:21 PM): okay
Me (2:53:30 PM): -slips tongue into your nose-
jibranalvi (2:53:54 PM): oohh yeaahh muuaahh
Me (2:54:13 PM): -tongue comes out the other nostril-
jibranalvi (2:57:24 PM): wow
jibranalvi (2:57:41 PM): your tongue is to cool
Me (2:57:53 PM): -bites your nose-
Me (2:57:57 PM): -rips it off-
Me (2:58:00 PM): -slowly-
jibranalvi (3:00:13 PM): ohh muuaahh
jibranalvi (3:00:26 PM): my dick is now going to burst
Me (3:00:30 PM): -runs my finger through your hair-
Me (3:00:36 PM): -rips your scalp off-
Me (3:00:38 PM): -slowly-
jibranalvi (3:01:05 PM): aahhh
Me (3:01:41 PM): -trails my bloody tongue down to your collar bones-
Me (3:01:49 PM): -i bite hard around them-
Me (3:01:56 PM): -rip them both out-
Me (3:02:00 PM): -slowly-
jibranalvi (3:02:19 PM): i want to fuck you
Me (3:02:26 PM): Not yet.
Me (3:02:46 PM): -taps your bare skull with your collarbones-
jibranalvi (3:03:04 PM): y
Me (3:03:11 PM): I’m not done
jibranalvi (3:03:21 PM): my dick is become so hard
Me (3:03:24 PM): -rips your other arm off-
Me (3:03:28 PM): -slowly-
jibranalvi (3:03:46 PM): hey if yo killed me then how i fuck yo?
Me (3:03:54 PM): Just wait.
jibranalvi (3:04:01 PM): okay
Me (3:04:20 PM): -rip your shirt off and bite your nipples-
jibranalvi (3:04:25 PM): okay whats your boobs size?
Me (3:04:28 PM): -ripping them off-
Me (3:04:30 PM): -slowly-
Me (3:04:33 PM): wait.
Me (3:04:56 PM): -takes your arms and shoves one in your mouth and the other in your ass-
Me (3:04:58 PM): -slowly-
Me (3:06:10 PM): like that?
jibranalvi (3:07:19 PM): whats your boobs size tell me
Me (3:08:07 PM): wait.
Me (3:08:13 PM): do you like that?
jibranalvi (3:08:38 PM): yeah i like you and your bites too much
Me (3:08:56 PM): No do you like your arm in your ass?
jibranalvi (3:09:22 PM): nop
Me (3:09:51 PM): Why?
jibranalvi (3:10:50 PM): my ass its so awkward
Me (3:11:15 PM): Well when you have your arm up it, a little.
3:15:59 PM: jibranalvi has logged out

  #i was laughing so har    #white boys    #sexting    #this is how you sext    #vore    #gore    #body mutilation    #blood  
lifehackable:

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lifehackable:

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ultrafacts:




Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts




If you read the source, it encourages strong narcissistic behaviors. Also, it essentially states that this is a “religion” for people who don’t want to follow “mainstream” religions. Essentially it’s a religion for narcissistic hipsters. Y’all don’t need to have religion to tell you that you shouldn’t be a fucking asshole towards other people.

While I was reading the source I didn’t interpret it the same way you did. I think it essentially is saying that you are the most important thing in your life. It specifically has a part where it says that you are not to force your beliefs onto others and don’t let them do the same. It also says that you should not feel the need to conform. Be who you are and not what you everyone else wants you to be. 
But that is just me…

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ultrafacts:

Source Want more facts? Why not follow Ultrafacts

If you read the source, it encourages strong narcissistic behaviors. Also, it essentially states that this is a “religion” for people who don’t want to follow “mainstream” religions. Essentially it’s a religion for narcissistic hipsters. Y’all don’t need to have religion to tell you that you shouldn’t be a fucking asshole towards other people.

While I was reading the source I didn’t interpret it the same way you did. I think it essentially is saying that you are the most important thing in your life. It specifically has a part where it says that you are not to force your beliefs onto others and don’t let them do the same. It also says that you should not feel the need to conform. Be who you are and not what you everyone else wants you to be. 

But that is just me…

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littlewiggy:

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huffpostbooks:

What’s Your Book Shelfie Style?

personal significance mixed with chronological

Stacked for space, genre, alphabetical by author, special shelf for personal meaning. I don’t fuck around with my book organization.

Mine are sorted by theme; there’s a shelf for my collection of old books, a shelf for my massive collection of Holmesiana, a shelf for comics, a shelf for my Garth Nix (of which I have a great many), a (section of) a shelf for Tolkien etc. Within those sections things are just put wherever with the exception of the Holmesiana, which is chronological.

The manga collection, however, IS sorted alphabetically by title, as is the DVD collection.

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU GO BY COLOUR

DEWEY. DECIMAL. SYSTEM.

you would probably go by color if you are better at remembering the color of the book you want than the name.

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

titsandtwosugars:

I’m never taking it off

johannathemad:

all i want is to see Seijuurou’s little sister

johannathemad:

all i want is to see Seijuurou’s little sister

shubbabang:

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this was a lot funnier at 3 am

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Sorry it took so long, i haven’t been home all week! Love you!

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A Dramatic Reading of Sandra Hill’s “Rough and Ready”

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i’m going to fucking pee myself oh god

weloveshortvideos:

I did the same dance routine in my room 100 days in a row and made this cool time lapse video 

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descentintotyranny:

Israel begins its ground invasion of the Gaza Strip

Fucking signal boost this shit

This is one of the most horrific things happening in the world and yet I can’t seem to find out any news about it.

Ambulances are being shot by tanks. Doctors, civilians, children playing on the beach and everyone else are all being killed.